I wish my penis had an off switch
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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