when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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