How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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