Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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