Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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