On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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