So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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