so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize