NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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