even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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