I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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