around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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