whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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