I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver