Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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