I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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