You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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