then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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