when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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