whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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