whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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