I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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