If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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