Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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