You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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