Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Gay?
German.
Pity.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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