just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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