JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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