my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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