Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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