i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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