turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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