I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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