sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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