YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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