ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
MIDGETS
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You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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