I cockslap morals
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
