David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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