terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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