It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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