i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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