Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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