Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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