I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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