why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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