he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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