I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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