We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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