On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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