I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
