She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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