Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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