I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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