but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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