I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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