A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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