i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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