Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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