Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You can't motorboat a personality
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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