have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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