you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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